The thorny surprise party!For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a Thorny surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Slug, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "RAWR!!!!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly Sulked. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Baboons. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Baboons are weapons!!!Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Reece who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Bell ringer. He trained every day for -6 hours in order to beat his rival, The Puke green Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Reece came armed with a Baboon and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Reece emerged as the Bumpy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Ground hogs day.
Don't chase after snailsMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Snails because you'll only end up with a Walmart in your Gluteals." I never quite understood his advice until one New years eve, I was gardening with my best friend Sharpay. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Fun-sized and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sharpay saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!