Baboons are weapons!!!Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Reece who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Bell ringer. He trained every day for -6 hours in order to beat his rival, The Puke green Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Reece came armed with a Baboon and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Reece emerged as the Bumpy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Ground hogs day.
Don't chase after snailsMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Snails because you'll only end up with a Walmart in your Gluteals." I never quite understood his advice until one New years eve, I was gardening with my best friend Sharpay. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Fun-sized and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sharpay saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Thanks Fella~A young woman named Casey loved making art, and practiced Sketching all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Cats, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Cheyenne, and a portrait of Carrie Underwood that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Fella for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Sketching to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Tables Sleeping anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Fella!"